u only got one short life so make it as gay as possible lads
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petition for the next Dragon Age game to have a default dwarf protagonist and for the whole game to play really weirdly if you’re not a dwarf
- in cutscenes every other character ends up having a conversation with your navel because you are just too unexpectedly tall for the game to handle because you should have been a dwarf
- in group shots you have mysteriously shrunk two feet or have to assume your human character is kneeling because the scene was clearly designed with a dwarf in mind
- all the armour and weapons look really weird and far too small on non dwarf characters
- people constantly talk about dwarves and dwarf culture and dwarf history and like 50% of all NPCs you meet are dwarves
- almost all love interests are race locked will not romance you unless you are a dwarf
- even if they will, every romance scene with hugging/kissing etc is really awkwardly posed unless you are the right height i.e. dwarf height
- revenge
- I want REVENGE
- DWARVESSSSSSSSSSS
I’m still not over the fact that Hermione Jean Granger managed to snag a famous international quidditch star as her date to the yule ball like. This is the FUNNIEST SHIT. Hermione isn’t even into quidditch. She didn’t even do anything. Viktor Krum just fell for this 15 year old muggle-born girl who spends all her spare time in the library and had never heard of the most famous quidditch player in the world before her best friends took her to the world cup. AMAZING.
On that note every single boy Hermione has dated in canon is a jock. Amazing.
my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying
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